A Rookie Somali Pirate, This One Called Himself Popeye the Pirate Man,this Title of Course Bestowed Upon Him by Commander Matthew Bojack,somali Fereration of Open Water Pirate Thieves Coallition

finally, got to through the title and the description.. now I can comment, but I forgot..

Racist? What the hell are you talking about? I'm poking fun at some notorius thieves.I don't think they discriminate who they rob,but if you want to test this theory,please venture over there on a ship with a countries food supply and see if they dont hold the ship hostage you are obviously uninformed and should educate your self before you start pointing fingers.You my friend are the racist against me.

I just clicked on it just because of the humongous title: hah, very silly :)

Don't worry... 'OFFENDED' just seems to be suffering from delirium.

This is second in command of the coillition.. as for the racial slur in the comments I highly object to the crittisim for we are The Somali Pirates of the American Lakes.... Funded by the FBI...... Weapons Supplied by NATO..... Under the Stimuls Plan Act 2009.... We are not Rascist for we are a multi national organisation made of all races you my friend are the Racist.... SIGNED Second In Command Foreign Affairs Commission.....

Bojack, Don't worry about those stupid comments about you being racist. Evidently some people only read the comics

Steve,or should I say mu executive officer,thank you for handling the small affairs the captain is too busy to deal with.Ha Ha.
I can see this is going to be a bit of fun!!

Mythbusters (the TV show) had an episode on the purpose of the pirate eye patch. They concluded that it was so that one eye would be readily adjusted to the dark in case of fights continuing below deck.
I don't imagine that pirates all had eye pokage injuries.

I love the new eye patch and all you have to do is open a bottle for a new one. Blow the other jerk off and delete his stupid comments. What am I going to do on the ship? No, you better not answer that questions.

Some people just don't have a sense of humor Bo but I'm sooooo glad you do lol. Great article

Bo, never my those people who don't know what clean fun is.. you're such a jolly person my friend.

I dont see the sence of blowing me off PR Mace... I deal with affairs Piracy is a big business for one man alone to operate.... If I catch you on my ship I will feed your leg to the sharks.... You Scurvy Dog...

Steve,Pam is part of the crew,Don't talk to her like that. She is a dear friend.Don't overstep your position or you'll be the one walking the plank laddie.This is your Captain Speaking.

PR MACE I would like to take this opertunity to publicly appolagise for the comment above and presonaly appolagise for what I said in the message I was way out of line and misread your comment previous to my statement.... I can perfectly understand if you dont want to accept my sorry's or forgive me but the fact remains I am Sorry.... SORRY PR MACE & Sorry BoJack and im sorry for making an arsehole out of myself...
SIGNED STEPHENCARDIFF

Haha that's one hell of an eye patch

lol bj...

What ... the hell is this lol.... ?