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 | The New Abridged Medical Dictionary | | by anna9283 | | published on May 17, 2009 | BARIUM-What doctors do when patients die.
COLIC-A sheep dog.
DILATE-To live longer.
FESTER-quicker
IMPOTENT-distinguished, well known.
LABOR PAIN-get hurt at work.
MORBID-a higher offer.
NITRATES-cheaper than day rates.
OUTPATIENT-a patient who fainted.
PAP SMEAR-a fatherhood test.
PELVIS-cousin to Elvis.
RECTUM-dang near killed "em.
TERMINAL ILLNESS-getting sick at the airport.
TUMOR-more than one.
URINE-opposite of "You"re Out". |
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